The EU Expansion (and Expulsion) Ballot
Because democracy is best served with a side of passive-aggressive humor.
Welcome to the most important vote of the year - no, not Eurovision. We're deciding who's in and who's out of our beloved European Union. Some want in (hi, Canada 👋), some we're thinking of ghosting (sorry, Hungary 😬) and some look like an old friend (yes, you UK). Cast your vote, make history, and possibly offend a few governments along the way!
Vote United Kingdom BACK in the EU
They gave us a common European language, The Beatles, and Monty Python... and then Brexited like a dramatic ex. We still haven’t recovered. But we kind of miss the chaos: the dry humour, and their stubborn optimism even when everything’s clearly on fire. They defend democracy like it’s the last pint before closing.
Let’s bring them back, under strict conditions: no more referendums without adult supervision. Give them an upvote!
Vote for Canada to JOIN the European Union
Geographically confused but emotionally committed. They're thousands of miles away, but spiritually they’ve always been somewhere between Brussels and a well-organized forest. They stood up to Trump and shown us how to handle that man. They made us fall back in love with maple syrup, and the idea that being nice and smart isn't mutually exclusive.
It’s time we invited them in (hit ) - they’ve earned it.
Vote for Hungary to LEAVE the EU
Constant vetoes, illiberal vibes, and a deep love for EU money - just not the EU values that come with it. We don’t get the whole cozying-up-to-Russia thing - especially from a country with 1956 in its history. Drop Viktor, leave the autocracy, and bring back the spirit of freedom. Until then… it’s goodbye.
Thumbs-up is for leave!
